Keeping this up, because it's damn funny, according to a few. Just wanted to add this tidbit:

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Check it outzors, plz!

Now back to the previous journal:

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Cat-Youkai-Ashley tagged me, dammit all. So here it is:

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag at least three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

Characters from MARK II

Mark Jennison: *waves*
Mia Gutierrez: Hey.
Janine Haskell: *sniffs disdainfully*
Mohawk (Guinea pig): *blows raspberry*

How old are you?
Mark: I just turned 18, sort of.
Mia: 18. I'm about a month older than Mark. *smirks*
Janine: *sighs* I turn 18 in a month, if you must know.
Mohawk: 3.

What's your height?
Mark: Wow, that's a complicated question. My body is 5'10'', last I saw. The robot body I'm about to be in is about 7'. Currently I'm about a thousand pixels, give or take.
Mia: 5'1''. Got a problem with it?
Janine: 5'7''
Mohawk: 7 inches. Whaddya want, I'm a guinea pig!

Are you a virgin?
Mark: *blushes* Well, yeah.
Mia: Yep.
Janine: Define “virgin.”
Mohawk: Pfft. Hell no.

Who's your mate/spouse?
Mark: The previous answer precludes this question, doesn't it?
Mia: No one. *glances at Mark* Yet.
Janine: *rolls eyes*
Mohawk: Guinea pigs don't mate for life, you dink.

Do you have any kids?
Mark: See previous two answers.
Mia: *Raises eyebrow*
Janine: EXCUSE ME??
Mohawk: Prolly. I dunno. I do have powerful guinea pig sperm....

What's your favourite food?
Mark: I haven't eaten food in three months, and thanks so much for reminding me.
Mia: Pizza, but only if it's my dad's.
Janine: *shrugs* As long as it's expensive and not sold by clowns.
Mohawk: Peanut butter.

What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Mark: *scowls* You're really pushing it, pal.
Mia: Moose Tracks.
Janine: Strawberry
Mohawk: Lactose intolerant. What's your favorite nuclear waste?

Have you killed anyone?
Mark: Good God, no!
Mia: No one yet. How many more questions are you planning to ask? *toys with her switch blade*
Janine: Why kill when there are so many better ways to punish someone?
Mohawk: What, today?

Do you hate anyone?
Mark: My dad, Wyatt, and Ms. Lewis.
Mia: People who ask too many goddamn questions. And Janine Haskell.
Janine: Hate? I don't let anyone bother me that much. That's weakness.
Mohawk: Dragonflies. GOD I hate dragonflies....

Have any secrets?
Mark: Um...not really...other than being stuck in a computer.
Mia: *glances at Mark, then quickly away* None a' your business, asshole.
Janine: *laughs* Now, that would be telling, wouldn't it?
Mohawk: No I don't and they can't prove a thing. Back off.

Do you love anyone?
Mark: Well, yeah...Janine...I guess...but I doubt she feels the same. And it's not like I can do anything about it anyway...
Mia: *Glares and flicks her switchblade* Yeah, I love breathing. DO YOU?
Janine: Love...please. It's all about me, sweetie.
Mohawk: Ann Coulter.

What is your job?
Mark: I used to deliver pizza for Mia's dad. Now I'm just kinda floating around....
Mia: Getting Mark back into his body.
Janine: Me? Work?
Mohawk: Well, I graduated with honors from Harvard Law, did an internship at the White House for a couple of summers, then got pegged for the NSA...I'm a GUINEA PIG, you dolt!

What do you do to relax?
Mark: Lots and lots of Solitaire. God, I hate Solitaire.
Mia: *shrugs* I drink coffee and get back to work. That, and bubble baths.
Janine: *sweetly* Destroy people who piss me off.
Mohawk: Self-grooming. Oh, don't look at me like that! You're just jealous!


I tag NO ONE. The only person I would actually tag is the person who tagged me. I'm e-vil that way.